April 14th, 2011 at 9:16 am by Stupid Rubbish


Why do the edges of my stairs go dirty?

I walk up the f*cking middle for f*ck’s sake.

The squeaky middle.

I NEVER stand at the edges.

Who the f*ck is coming in here and walking up and down my stairs like they’ve sh!t themselves, grinding dirtf*ck into my carpet’s face?

I’ll find you.

And when I find you I’m going to WALK UP AND DOWN THE EDGE OF YOUR HEAD.

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