May 9th, 2011 at 8:51 pm by Stupid Rubbish

They say happiness is a dish best served sweet.

Hold on, no they don’t… happiness is a revenge best served cold.

No, that’s not it either.

f*ck it.

Happiness is the best revenge…?

No.

Aw f*ck, I had a whole great thing planned about how this is all bollocks and real happiness only comes from within, but you can only FIND it within you with the right people to help you look for it. And how they have to want to find it for YOU not for THEMSELVES.

This is just a f*cking SHAMBLES now.

OK, whilst I’m here I will at least tell you about the dog I saw trying to f*ckpester a bag of shopping earlier. It was a West Highland Terrier and it sexually rampaged onto a fat carrier bag with it’s little happy lipstick in full sexual overdrive.

I’m pretty certain it dogspunked onto a box of Yorkshire Tea.

I watched in tears from the relative safety of my car but did beep my horn with sheer delight when it enthusiastically fired off the canine money shot.

Good dog.

One Response to “Smack my bitch up.”

  1. Sadie says:

    Did u just invent the word f*ckpester?