May 13th, 2011 at 9:29 pm by Stupid Rubbish

Lets get something sorted straight off the bat; beans do NOT mean Heinz, beans means beans so you can f*ck off before you even sit down.

I’m not even going to get into the perverted f*ckTUG nonsense I’ve written about before where complete paedophiles put their breakfast beans too close to their breakfast eggs, no… I’ve done that and I need to address some new rancid stupidity here. Seriously.

Firstly Heinz beans are bitty and chalky, beans should be round and shiny like a f*cking BEAN not a gloopy lump of congealed piss sh!t. Right?

And the best beans you could ever get were Cross & Blackwell. Fact.

So without further ado lets just stop all this silly sh!t and lets not forget the pecking order of these things:

1: Beans
2: Spaghetti Hoops
3: Spaghetti.

Right, now that’s done.

PLEASE can we stop it with this f*cking HORSEsh!t now.

Thanks in advance.


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