April 10th, 2011 at 6:40 pm by Stupid Rubbish

 

So today I mostly knelt on top of a four hundred-year-old barn, stuffing cement into the dozens of stupid cracks and holes that have decided to present themselves all over the f*cking place.

Winter really pisses on my face and mouth sometimes.

But anyway, it gave me the opportunity to get some fresh air… a bit of sunshine… and a sh!t load of cement inside my mouth. My actual mouth.

First things first, cement isn’t as salty as I imagined it would be. In fact I was quite surprised at its neutrality but I’ll be quite frank and say that I think it still tasted worse than actual person sh!t.

And by that I mean another persons sh!t.

Not your own.

Cheers.

 

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