June 26th, 2011 at 7:23 pm by Stupid Rubbish

You.

You moaning, lumbering red skinned f*cking gormless sunc*nt.

You are ENTIRELY to blame for the fact that your neck and shoulders are now the colour of a cherry tomato and producing more heat energy than a coal-fired power station.

Mincing around like a fat ballerina trying to put your shirt back on over your white belly just makes you look like more of a giant f*cking bizarre baby. And your choice of tattoo – a tiny circle on your massively fat arm – looks exactly like a f*cking hateful solitary green fridge magnet awash and alone on a GIANT SMEG FRIDGE.

THIS is why everyone in the world thinks that the English are stupid c*nts.

YOU are why everyone in the world thinks that the English are stupid c*nts.

And your three quarter length combat trousers over the top of Lacoste trainers make me SICK WITH ACTUAL WATERY VOMIT.

You make me sick.

I want to be sick ON YOU and IN YOUR MOUTH and ON YOUR SUNBURN.

You enormous, ejaculating, spherical PENIS.

Bye.

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