Recipes You Can Make Yourself.


That stuff we are forever pushing into our fat heads to keep us alive.

There really is a great deal of utter bullsh!t spoken and written about food and fooding and I think it’s about time that we stopped listening to it a bit. Food is basically a legal mouth sex that you can happily do in a public place without being arrested or placed onto some kind of register.

Not only does good food have the power to make you fully erect in seconds, but it tastes brilliant inside you too and you can savor the utter tastef*ck out of it without having to share the inside of your head with anyone else at all.

Anyway; food…

Here’s a plethora of gob genii you can make yourself and share with people: