You moaning, lumbering red skinned f*cking gormless sunc*nt.
You are ENTIRELY to blame for the fact that your neck and shoulders are now the colour of a cherry tomato and producing more heat energy than a coal-fired power station.
Mincing around like a fat ballerina trying to put your shirt back on over your white belly just makes you look like more of a giant f*cking bizarre baby. And your choice of tattoo – a tiny circle on your massively fat arm – looks exactly like a f*cking hateful solitary green fridge magnet awash and alone on a GIANT SMEG FRIDGE.
THIS is why everyone in the world thinks that the English are stupid c*nts.
YOU are why everyone in the world thinks that the English are stupid c*nts.
And your three quarter length combat trousers over the top of Lacoste trainers make me SICK WITH ACTUAL WATERY VOMIT.
You make me sick.
I want to be sick ON YOU and IN YOUR MOUTH and ON YOUR SUNBURN.
You enormous, ejaculating, spherical PENIS.